In what can only be described as one of the greatest moments in the history of the internet, the full trailer for THE EXPENDABLES has landed, killed four guys, and then stole your girlfriend from you. Enjoy it below and then drink an alcoholic beverage without fruit in it.
Of course, none of us have seen the movie yet so we can’t say if it will be the greatest movie in history or just history’s greatest movie, but I do know this; before the trailer started I had a blotchy rash on my elbow and once the trailer finished the rash was gone and in its place was a swatch of hair. Even with t-shirt season approaching, I dare not shave it off.
