I must be more out of the loop than even I realized. I mean, UNIVERSAL SOLDIERS: THE NEXT GENERATION?! What the hell! And it’s not just a crazy dream I had the other night after eating pepperoni and those little pieces of fake lobster…it’s actually being made; on FILM.
You smell nice.
I think this might be the year that Dolph Lundgren makes his big comeback. I don’t know if you can make a comeback when you’ve never actually been, but if anyone can do it, it’s The Siberian Bull.
If you’ve never seen UNIVERSAL SOLDIER, it stars Jean-Claude Van Damme as a super-soldier who decides he doesn’t want to do the soldiering part anymore. Everyone knows that you can’t just walk out on the military, so he is chased by other super-soldiers including Dolph Lundgren. Dolph is pretty crazy/evil and has a pretty awesome gimmick of chopping off people’s ears and wearing them as a necklace; you don’t find fine jewelry like that at the mall.
It’s nice to know that Dolph figured out some way to paste the various chunks of his body back together for this sequel after being put through a thresher in the original. I couldn’t have done that; but then I don’t have a Master’s Degree in Chemical Engineering either.
More pictures are at Quiet Earth.
