I had not heard of the movie LEGION until I saw a poster for it at the theater when I saw G.I. JOE: THE WHATEVER and it was buns. You may judge for yourself:
I am sooooooo daaaaaaaaarrrkkk.
Well, one uninteresting poster just isn’t enough for this movie, oh no, they also have a new and extremely long trailer. It has some potty language in it so you’ll have to put in your birthday before viewing…or you could just put in anyone’s birthday really, that’ll work fine too.
I think I already saw this movie, it was called TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT and it had Lowell from WINGS in it. It was pretty good, but also kind of silly. Maybe this “reimagining” will be better, but it sure doesn’t look like it. On top of that, they already showed me the best parts in the trailer, I already know that Dennis Quaid gets killed and if he’s not off-limits, surely the black-guy is in trouble. I’m also not too scared of demons that I can just shoot and kill. The thing that makes most demons (I assume, I haven’t met many) is that they can’t be killed by mortal weapons. How exactly would they dominate the world if we can just shoot them with guns and watch them fall over? Once you got passed the initial creepiness of a guy with longer-than-normal arms and realized “oh, I can just kill him with this “thunder stick” I bought at K-Mart” he just doesn’t seem as threatening anymore.
