Sure, the article title is hilarious, but the news is not (unless you hate liberty, that is). According to Twitch, Jean-Claude Van Damme suffered a minor heart attack while on the set of his next movie WEAPON. He was immediately taken to a hospital in New Orleans, until his eventual release. He’s back in Belgium now and will apparently make a full recovery.
Let’s hope that his full recovery is also a quick one. I haven’t heard, but I’m going to guess that this has halted any chance of us seeing his kickboxing match with Somluck Kamsing. Lord, you know I never question your ways, but this one almost got me.
Anyway, good luck Mr. Van Damme, we here at Action Pants wish you the best. Also…
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