Do you remember how awesome Paul Verhoeven’s TOTAL RECALL was with Arnold as a potentially delusional laborer/secret agent who fights mutants and corrupt politicians on Mars so that people can breathe on the cheap? Remember Kuato, the x-ray wall thing and the chick with three boobs? How about this…
- Arnold…You’re Supposed To Eat The Lollipop.
Well Neal H. Moritz remembers, in fact, he thinks he can do it better thanks to his new fangled computemajigs which his five-year-old nephew tells him are “the bomb” before Neal yells at him for talking smart and kicking him off his yard. Check here if you don’t believe me, but it’s true. He will be remaking this sci-fi/action classic for Columbia and (I assume) Satan.
No other news has pulled itself from the torso of the internet yet, but I’ll keep an eye on it. Perhaps three eyes…mutant joke falls flat.
