This news is kind of old, so you’ll (and I think you know who “you” is) have to forgive my lateness. You may recall this bit of news regarding the fifth coming of our lord and savior, John Rambo. Stallone’s original idea for RAMBO V: THE SAVAGE HUNT was for Rambo to hunt a genetically advanced and savage creature that escaped from a military base. I was apprehensive but willing to give Stallone the benefit of the doubt.
Well it seems that I can have my benefits-of-doubt back because the gears have shifted. The movie mentioned above is going forward without Rambo and the next Rambo movie will be about Rambo going across the border where women have gone missing…I assume Rambo will be investigating the disappearances not-unlike Scooby-Doo; only when he finds the culprit he won’t rip a mask off their face, but instead will rip a face off their face. You can read all about it at Stallone Zone.
The blurb that Stallone gives doesn’t mention which border that Rambo will be crossing. When you hear “border crossing” your mind (as a U.S. citizen) usually jumps right to Mexico, but what if Stallone is throwing us a curve here? What if Rambo is going to Canada? If I lived in Canada I would be afraid…and like ice hockey.