The Hollywood Reporter is reporting (and I’m inclined to believe them) that Tom Selleck, Catherine O’Hara and Martin Mull have joined the cast of the action/comedy movie FIVE KILLERS. That’s right, Tom “Magnum P.I.” Selleck!
It apparently stars Ashton Kutcher as a hitman who falls in love (as hitmen are prone to do) and then decides to leave his crowd-pleasing life of action and adventure. Later on he finds out that someone has put a hit out on him and hilarity ensues. The badassness of Quigley is completely wasted as the mandatory overprotective father of the girl who took the hit out of the hitman.
I’m just gonna say this right now, this movie would be better if Kutcher played a young version of the man-who-kills-for-money and Selleck played him later in life when the final hit is put out. And I’m not just saying that because Tom Selleck is much cooler than Ashton Kutcher, I’m saying it because Tom Selleck is much much much cooler than Ashton Kutcher.
The other two additions to the cast play roles also, but I don’t care about them.