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I Can Dodge Sequels?

This news is actually really old; I just never got around to writing it up on ye olde pants, but it’s so important to the very fabric of everything this site stands for that I am going to finally post … Continue reading

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How Many Samurai Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

Apparently, in feudal Japan there were a bunch of Samurai swordsmen who avenged the death of their master by, I assume, killing people. This tale will now be turned into a movie titled 47 RONIN, currently being written by Chris … Continue reading

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