It took me longer than I wanted it too, but I was finally able to put my thoughts about IRON MAN 2 into text. I have since placed that text onto the internet.
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Iron Man 2=Reviewed
Monday, May 17th, 2010Mmmmm…Donut.
Tuesday, March 30th, 2010As the time of its release draws nearer, more commercials for IRON MAN 2 are assaulting our eyes and ears, but, thankfully, our taste buds are so-far left unscathed. You may enjoy the latest T.V. spot below.
It still looks very good…I guess we get a little bit more Black Widow, but I can’t really think of anyone who would really care about that. This should be a good one.
Back-To-Back.
Friday, December 18th, 2009We have seen a bunch of photos and such from the set of IRON MAN 2, but nothing in the way of moving pictures…until now! Bursting forth from the internet is a trailer involving robot suits; it is below.
That was a whole-lot of awesome rolled into two minutes. Though, I did notice that it didn’t really flow all that well. The trailer is moving along pretty nicely and you’ve got a good handle on what’s going on and they introduce the main villain and you’re feeling it. But after Whiplash whips stuff, the flow dries up. From that point it’s just 30 seconds of robot suits flying around and fighting random things. Not that it wasn’t cool (because War Machine’s Gatling guns swiveling and firing all over the place was indeed cool), it just felt tacked on. They should have tried to come up with a more seamless way of integrating those shots, but really that’s just me nitpicking to be an ass.
Damn Airbags.
Friday, December 11th, 2009Just in case two new posters weren’t enough to satisfy your lust for all things IRON MAN 2, the studio has debuted another poster. We aren’t worthy of such benevolence.
Lets get this rave started!
The above image is obviously of Mickey Rourke as the villain Whiplash who uses electric whips to fight a guy with lasers in his hands and missiles attached to his wrists. I’m sure the movie will try real hard to convince me that he is a threat to be taken seriously, but will it succeed? Only time will tell.
Iron Posters.
Monday, December 7th, 2009In case you forgot, the sequel movie IRON MAN 2 was filmed with actors and will soon be coming to a theater near you (and hopefully me). To moisten the palates of those viewers across the oceans, an international poster has been created. Behold it below this text.
Did you take my tuna sandwich?
Alright, now that we got the generic and crappy poster out of the way, we can take a look at the poster for the States!
Always bet on black.
This poster is about a zillion times better because it features the robot suit dubbed War Machine. War Machine is awesome because he’s just like Iron Man, only with a shoulder-mounted Gatling gun. That’s like having a delicious chocolate sundae, but then you’re like, “this sure is great, but what if I added sprinkles?” At first people might think you’re mad, but you know in your heart that it will work out. And lo-and-behold you are correct.
Iron Pics.
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009Earlier this week, filming was completed for the sequel IRON MAN 2. And just to make sure that people don’t forget it exists, new pictures have been given to Entertainment Weekly and Entertainment Weekly has given them to the world. Take a gander.
Keep staring and maybe they'll go away.
...ow.
If you're not going to help me find my contact lens, you can at least stop tap-dancing.
Well, these pictures completely confirm that Robert Downey Jr. is in IRON MAN 2. I guess it’s also the first look at Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow who is apparently a Stark Industries janitor.
Who’s Got Whiplash?
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009The answer to the above question is that the USA Today has Whiplash. More specifically, they have Mickey Rourke as the villain Whiplash in IRON MAN 2. And even more specifically, they have a picture of Mickey Rourke as the villain Whiplash in IRON MAN 2. The picture is below.
Have you seen the power?
Oh wait, that’s not WhipMickey. Here he is!
You couldn't pull it off either!
I don’t know how I ever got those confused.
Iron Pants.
Saturday, May 2nd, 2009Using their powers of persuasion, USA Today has gotten the first pic from the set of IRON MAN 2. It’s the picture directly below this text.
Why won't Snood Load?
The first IRON MAN was pretty awesome, so I’m expecting more good things from this one. I do like how the two colored suits show a natural progression of boxers to briefs…I can’t be the only one who notices these things.