This is my first piece of news on Action Pants! so I figured I would start things off right by sharing this pic of the “God given human-form” that is Sly Stallone from his next action pic THE EXPENDABLES, courtesy of Ain’t It Cool News. Look at this…JUST LOOK AT IT! I mean, damn it! The man is 62 friggin years old and he still looks like a shaved mountain gorilla. This is definitive proof that life isn’t fair. Right there, in that picture, is all the evidence that you will ever need.
In all seriousness though, if anyone knows how to get crazy vertical veins to pop out on your stomach, please let me know. I have never seen that before. I’ve seen body-builders and shit, but I have never seen a human with a throbber like that on his stomach. It’s awkward…and I really want one.
