Very soon now we will be able to bask in the huge aura of Arnold Schwarzenegger once again thanks to THE EXPENDABLES 2. Then, we’ll be able to bask in it all over again…again thanks to THE LAST STAND. It truly is a good time to be alive!
Speaking of THE LAST STAND, USA Today got a hold of our first look at Arnold from the movie. If you’ve never before seen Arnold then you’re in for a treat because this is what he looks like:
Because, why not, here’s a nice, fat plot synopsis for you too:
Schwarzenegger stars as Sheriff Owens, a man who has resigned himself to a life of fighting what little crime takes place in sleepy border town Sommerton Junction after leaving his LAPD post following a bungled operation that left him wracked with failure and defeat after his partner was crippled. After a spectacular escape from an FBI prisoner convoy, the most notorious, wanted drug kingpin in the hemisphere is hurtling toward the border at 200 mph in a specially outfitted car with a hostage and a fierce army of gang members. He is headed, it turns out, straight for Summerton Junction, where the whole of the U.S. law enforcement will have their last opportunity to make a stand and intercept him before he slips across the border forever. At first reluctant to become involved, and then counted out because of the perceived ineptitude of his small town force, Owens ultimately accepts responsibility for one of the most daring face offs in cinema history.
I can’t think of any possible way that this movie will be bad. It is simply impossible.