Every night, before my head dents the pillow, I ask the Lord to watch over the people of the world and to grace us with a fifth RAMBO movie. And in his wisdom comes RAMBO V: THE SAVAGE HUNT from Sylvester Stallone. Apparently, the movie will be about John Rambo going after, hunting (if you will) some kind of monster/soldier thing that escapes from some secret military base. This is what is being floated around from Ain’t It Cool News anyway.
Hey, can I be honest with you? Are we cool? Ok, here we go…this isn’t exactly what I wanted to see from a new RAMBO movie. There, I said it, I feel cleansed.
It’s not that I wouldn’t trust Stallone to deliver my first born, I’m not saying that. It’s just that, I never really wanted to see Rambo fighting the Predator. Not that this movie can’t be awesome, because I can definitely see a great movie coming out of this; it’ll just take me a while to get used to the idea. It’s not the movie, it’s me. I wasn’t ready, but maybe, someday, I will be. It will be kind of cool to see Rambo taking on only one enemy instead of an entire army for once. We haven’t seen him ever come across someone who was his equal before; that could be exciting! I’m trying alright. Cut me some slack.
