In the annals of history, there are few motion pictures as revered and mystified as Xavier Gens’ HITMAN, based on the video-game of the same name, about a bald guy who kills people. Oh no, wait; what’s the opposite of revered and mystified? Anyway, 20th Century Fox was so enamored with the originals $40 million domestic take that they have lassoed some sucker named Kyle Ward to write a sequel.
Now, I know what you’re saying, “What’s HITMAN? I don’t even remember it coming out.” Well, don’t feel bad, I forgot about it too until I read IESB‘s article. There’s no news yet whether any of the original cast or director will return, but I for one would be outraged if they didn’t…hang on, what’s the opposite of outraged? Oh yeah, apathetic; I would be apathetic if they didn’t.
