The cure for male-pattern baldness is here in the form of the first full trailer for THE EXPENDABLES 2. If you are a male between the ages of 17 and dirt; simply apply two viewings of THE EXPENDABLES 2 too your eyeballs and see your hair grow back instantly!
The makers of THE EXPENDABLES 2 cannot guarantee that hair will grow where you want it too, but hair will sprout…you can take that to the Man Bank!
Look; you don’t need me to tell you how awesome that was, how much you loved it, and how much you wish this movie were a person so you could hang out with it and maybe get invited to its Independence Day barbecue. I know that feel, bro.