As is the normal operating procedure in Hollywood, a movie that will be released soon has a poster to showcase the fact that it exists. That movie is KICK-ASS, the super-hero movie about children beating up adults. The poster in question is below.
And now I'm off to the free-verse poetry slam.
I’ve been hearing a lot of people getting really psyched for this movie, but I just can’t raise my interest level. Everything that comes out just seems stupid. Perhaps the stupidness is supposed to be there, like it’s trying to be ironic or funny ala BLANKMAN, but I’ve never been a fan of “wink wink” super-hero stuff.
Take the above image for example. The kid looks like a toolbox. Now perhaps his character is meant to be really lame, but if he ends up actually kicking anyone’s ass I cry foul. And for crying out loud, pull up your damn belt. If you’re going to be a super-hero you can’t let your baby fat push your buckle down to crotch level. Read the handbook, it’s in there.
