Yo Posters!

I was wandering around the internet the other day when I happened upon a whole gaggle of G.I. JOE: RETALIATION character posters at Collider. Go ahead and check them out, they like it.

So much sand.

My pants are on fire.

Ladies...

American Ninja.

Stare and squint.

I ready for battle!

Lady in pink.

Yup, still in this movie.

Where's my hog?

Good stuff. I am curious though when all these character posters started lighting everyone’s pants on fire. It seems weird to me to fill them with fire especially in posters like these where the characters are standing in a desert. I’m no expert on arid areas, but I don’t think there’s all that much stuff in the desert that can be lit on fire.

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How Do You Say Skyfall In Chinese?

James Bond is in China! Or at least he was, I’m not sure about right now. If you don’t believe me because you’re someone with terrible trust issues and probably bad teeth, check out this video blog thing that gives you a little behind-the-scenes look at the filming of SKYFALL. Just do it already!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Shanghai at night…wow. How do people sleep in that city? My brain would be on constant overload until I hemorrhaged stuff out of my nose and dropped. Maybe Shanghaians are made of tougher stuff? NEVER!

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Tonto Meet Um Leaders.

Boy, I hope people don’t take that title the wrong way, but then again, is there a right way to take it? Eh, I’m sure someone will let me know.

It seems that the cast of the upcoming THE LONE RANGER movie were schmoozing the leaders of the Navajo Nation the other day and it was all caught on film. Not the moving kind of film mind you, the still kind. Those still pictures were then place onto ET Online where I happened upon them. To save you a click of the mouse I have placed the images below.

Hey camera-guy, how about a little privacy?

That's a tall drink of fire water.

Your hand's a little clammy.

In case you’re wondering, the dudes shaking hands with Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer are Navajo Nation President Ben Shelly and Vice President Rex Lee Jim. They’re getting the chance to hobnob because the movie is being filmed on their reservation, which is actually pretty cool.

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Everything’s All Topsy-Turvy!

Now here’s an interesting little movie that I hadn’t heard of before. It’s called INVERTIGO and Heat Vision says that D.J. Caruso will more than likely be directing. The script was written by Ehren Kruger and Bradley Cramp.

INVERTIGO is about some long-lost NASA space probe that crash lands in New York City while under the influence of “dark energy;” otherwise known as science magic. This magical energy eventually goes bonkers and screws with the Earth’s gravity causing buildings to get ripped from the ground along with other shenanigans. You know what that means don’t you? Yeah, it’s up to the Office of Emergency Management to save the day by traveling into upside down Manhattan!

You know, when I first read the synopsis I was all like “that sounds pretty rad!” But now that I’m reading it with a little caffeine in me I’m like “what a load of stupid.” I’m cool with the whole dark energy thing, but what gets me is that if Earth’s gravity is already screwed up to the point where buildings are being tossed into space haven’t we already lost? There just doesn’t seem to be a way to come back from that unless it’s a really slow tossing or if it spreads slowly or something dumb like that.

Secondly, I think a city being flipped upside down is a little out of the Office of Emergency Management’s wheelhouse. What are they going to do to save the day in this instance? Are they going to send in bottled water and upside down trailers? Come on.

Anyway, this thing feels like another THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW and no one wants that.

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Of Robots And Blonde Men.

The advertising campaign for PROMETHEUS continues to roll unabated. Who among you will rise up to stop it?! You?! HA! I’d pay to see that!

In the meantime, how about checking out this new viral video that shows more people acting like creepy robots.

Stinking robots! Stinking technology! Magic all the way baby! That’s the only way I roll!

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Storm The Bastille.

Everyone knows that when a calamite is about to befall a major metropolitan city your best hope of thwarting said calamite is random people off the street. Following in this obvious logic is the upcoming movie BASTILLE DAY, which will be directed by Pierre Morel, the dude who directed the Liam Neeson puncher TAKEN, so says Heat Vision. It was written by Andrew Baldwin.

BATILLE DAY takes place in Paris…duh. It follows the adventures of an American artist and a washed-up CIA agent who are tasked with stopping something bad from happening to the Eiffel tower or whatever.  They will also probably yell at each other in the beginning but eventually come to a level of mutual respect by the end.

Boy, I don’t know, this seems like it could be a little to “high concept” for me. I’m not sure I could keep up with its many twists and turns. I know, I know, I’m being a douche. Sorry BASTILLE DAY, I’m sure you’re going to be delightful.

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Forest Fight!

I think it’s been about a week or so since I last posted a video from THE AVENGERS and that’s just bat-poop crazy! So let us now lay the smackdown on that oversight using these clips that you may or may not enjoy.

Clip the first!

I’m going to be honest with you, the rest of the clips aren’t nearly as super-awesome as that one. But really, if you didn’t watch the other ones you’d just waste that time with something even less worthwhile…real talk.

See; I didn’t lie, did I? Thanks for coming!

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Another Sin Working.

I think I’m having a bit of an off night with my writings and such. Just look at that title for instance. Man, what was I even going for there? Maybe I’ll remember tomorrow.

Some people out there are going to be super excited to learn that Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller are finally ready to film the sequel to SIN CITY which they have titled SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR. They aren’t saying yet what the story(s) for this one will be or whether any of the cast from the original will be returning, but we do know that it will be another co-directing job between Miller and Rodriguez.

I liked the first one well enough, but I never really thought a sequel was needed though I know a lot of people were clamoring for this movie because the press release told me so. I’m happy for those people.

AUSTIN, TX (12 April 2012) — Filmmakers Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller, along with producer Alexander Rodnyansky, have announced that production will commence on the highly anticipated sequel to 2005’s Sin City, entitled Sin City: A Dame To Kill For. The film will be produced by AR Films and Quick Draw Productions, financed through AR Films U.S and released domestically by Dimension Films.

“The first question I am always asked is “When will you make another Sin City? ,” said Rodriquez. “I have wanted to re-team with Frank Miller and return to the world he created since the day we wrapped the original, but have felt a duty to the fans to wait until we had something truly exceptional that would meet and exceed what have become epic expectations. A Dame To Kill For will certainly be worth the wait.”

Sin City creator, screenwriter and co-director Frank Miller said, “The first Sin City knocked out audiences who had never seen anything like it before. Robert Rodriguez and I are going to shake things up and deliver a ferocious film experience that is going to go even further than the first.“

The script and details of the film’s story have been kept tightly under wraps. Casting will begin next week, with many of the original cast expected to return. The film, a Quick Draw Production, will be produced by Rodriguez and producing partners Aaron Kaufman and Iliana Nikolic; and by Alexander Rodnyansky and Sergei Bespalov and Stephen L’Hereux. Miller, The Weinstein Company’s Harvey and Bob Weinstein and Miramax’s Adam Fields will act as executive producers. Sin City: A Dame to Kill For was developed by Frank Miller based upon his graphic novel, with a screenplay by Frank Miller and Academy Award winner William Monahan (The Departed). The film is expected to begin production this summer at Rodriguez’s Troublemaker Studios in Austin, Texas.

Alexander Rodnyansky said, “We are delighted to continue our relationship with Robert Rodriguez and Quick Draw Productions. It is a rare opportunity to produce and finance a film with the high profile and enormous fan base of the Sin City franchise. AR FIlms will be managing worldwide sales of Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, as well as Robert’s Machete Kills at the Cannes Film Festival in May.”

The original Sin City was brought to the screen by Rodriguez and Miller and released by Dimension in 2005, and proved to be a landmark step forward in filmmaking, breaking ground with immersive green screen to create its iconic stylish look. The first film, released on April 1, 2005, grossed over $160 million (US) worldwide and is a consistently strong home video and television performer.

“Audiences have been clamoring for Sin City 2 with Robert and Frank for a long time and trust me, it will be worth the wait,” said Bob Weinstein, co-chairman of The Weinstein Company. “This will be my 11th collaboration with Robert in 16 years and he’s become a great friend. I look forward to continuing our long lasting relationship and partnering on more projects in the future.”

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James Photo.

Look, I couldn’t find a suitable way to introduce these new pics from the next James Bond movie titled SKYFALL. The Lord knows that I tried, but my mind was just blanking on witty stuff. So just go ahead and check out the pics that came from Ain’t It Cool and then just forget that you ever read this.

Has England ever seen a vibrant color?

Half Man! Half Door!

I like to pretend I'm sneezing bullets!

James Pervert.

Two pictures feature guns, one features an expensive car, and the other features a guy peeping on a lady…seems like a James Bond movie to me.

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Chain Gang.

I am, famously, not a Quentin Tarantino fan so my expectations for his next motion picture are pretty low. But that doesn’t mean I won’t be covering it because a lot of other people out there love his crap. So anyway, how about checking out the teaser poster for DJANGO UNCHAINED? Why not.

I get it!

A very nice poster that tells you almost nothing about anything except who the director is. But honestly, isn’t every Tarantino film sold almost exclusively on his name? You sure couldn’t sell them on the premises.

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