In case you forgot, the sequel movie IRON MAN 2 was filmed with actors and will soon be coming to a theater near you (and hopefully me). To moisten the palates of those viewers across the oceans, an international poster has been created. Behold it below this text.
Did you take my tuna sandwich?
Alright, now that we got the generic and crappy poster out of the way, we can take a look at the poster for the States!
Always bet on black.
This poster is about a zillion times better because it features the robot suit dubbed War Machine. War Machine is awesome because he’s just like Iron Man, only with a shoulder-mounted Gatling gun. That’s like having a delicious chocolate sundae, but then you’re like, “this sure is great, but what if I added sprinkles?” At first people might think you’re mad, but you know in your heart that it will work out. And lo-and-behold you are correct.
