Now, I’m no expert, but I really think that TALES OF AN ANCIENT EMPIRE is going to be less than good. I think this because I watched the trailer that is below this sentence. Watch it for yourself.
TALES OF AN ANCIENT EMPIRE – RED BAND TRAILER – HD version from Albert Pyun on Vimeo.
Over my many years, I have found that one ingredient that really helps make a movie good, is acting. This movie seems to lack it. I mean, boobs can only distract you for so long (granted, that’s usually a long time, but still) and then you’re going to start noticing other things; like the sets, story, and characters; all things that this movie is desperate to avoid. I feel really bad about saying that stuff too because I like Kevin Sorbo, he seems like a pretty cool guy who knows what he’s good at and just tries to do his thing, but even his actual charisma isn’t going to save this thing.
But maybe I’m looking at this the wrong way. Maybe it’s one of those movies that’s going to be an unintentional comedic romp! Yeah! Alright, you know what? I’m pumped for this movie! Bring on the cheese Sorbo!
