Look, I’ve been keeping the good-word of action alive and kicking for almost a billion years now (give or take), so I think I deserve for this to be true. IGN noticed a cast list on the website Millennium Films that showed both Jean-Claude Van Damme and God-damn Chuck Norris as being in THE EXPENDABLES 2! Holy crap! After IGN broke the news though, Millennium Films took the posting down; I’m thinking conspiracy.
Dear Lord let this be true! I always thought that Van Damme would eventually change his mind and join the cast, but I never imagined they’d get Chuck since he’s so busy holding up the time-stream and defending us from aliens. Now, if they were able to get Carl Weathers too…I think my mind would explode. This movie really can’t come out soon enough.