Warner Bros. will be releasing the film METHUSELAH, which will eventually be written and directed by James Watkins. Thanks a lot Variety.
The movie will be about a man who ages very slowly and over the years he has learned a lot of survival techniques and stuff. Now I know what you’re saying, “do they really need the “old dude” hook for this? Couldn’t they just have a guy that ages normally be good at living?” Well sure they could, but then it would just be a James Bond movie and then they’d have to pay royalties and stuff. It’s better for everyone if they just throw in a useless gimmick and have stuff blow up.
It’s really too early to judge this though, I mean, it’s barely on paper. Maybe it’ll be in the future too! Now that’s uncharted territory. Perhaps a bleak future where everyone is homeless and it rains all the time. Also, everything is either black or blue and sometimes both…I’m just trying to help.
