It is late right now and I’m afraid that the large amount of caffeine that normally sustains me is beginning to wear off. With that said I’m going to cut right to the chase. Some dude over at Deadline Hollywood has broken (and then pieced back together and distributed) the news that some-guy-I-don’t-know named Jason Momoa will be playing Conan the Barbarian in the remake of CONAN THE BARBARIAN. To put this signing into perspective, I have enlisted the help of the internet and together we found this picture of Mr. Momoa:

You got a daugher?
…thanks for nothing internet.
I looked through a few of the pictures that were presented to me and I honestly couldn’t find one where this guy didn’t look like a surf-bum or like he was high. Does this bode well for the King of Aquilonia? I’m going to say no, but who knows; they can do amazing things with computers these days.
Tags: Conan The Barbarian, High, Jason Momoa