The movie WHITEOUT has been flying under the radar lately; perhaps by design, so that it can bomb us with radar-guided smart bombs of awesome…or because it stinks. To help us judge which it will be, the studio was kind enough to supply Dark Horizons with a new trailer. Enjoy it at this link.
It looks good. If THE THING taught me anything, it’s that everything is scarier when it’s happening in the snow. Just think about it; are you normally scared when you drive your car, but are you scared while driving your car in a blizzard!? Bum bum bummmmm. Yeah I know, but at least I tried. What did you do today?
Tags: Blizzard, Smart Bombs, Whiteout
Actually, what I did today, July 11th, was, have lunch with, and in the presence of, a potential stand-up comic named Chris. This guy, really missed his calling, he can take the simplest of comments, and in his very laidback manner, and with his precision guided delivery, make you spit out your food or snort your coke (I mean Pepsi), all the while, maintaining this incredibly deadpan look on his face.
Truely a funny guy, who can make you laugh without having his face shoved into a sheetcake, although, I personaly think that would really be funny, but then again, I am the guy who once offered the Bishop at his Confirmation, twenty bucks to slap him in the face!! See, you have in fact, created a Monster, I may be your second fan, I tried to get you a third one, I told Alex a couple of your one liners but alas, he didn’t react, you see he is stone deaf and he can’t hear SHEET. Uncle Buck