I was wandering around some of my old emails the other day and I ran across this picture from the Summer Olympics last year. I have studied it thoroughly since then and have concluded that it is funny. I’m sharing. Deal.

Eat floor, high fiber.
Just to be clear, I added in the speech bubble. I have no idea if the wrestler in red actually said anything while forcing a meeting of face and floor or whether his spoken words emerge from his mouth as solid objects, but I like to imagine that he did and that they do. I also can’t remember who those guys are, but that doesn’t make them any less special in my eyes.