It might help if you go ahead and mark your calendars right now because Sylvester Stallone’s double-fisted-action-extravaganza known warmly as THE EXPENDABLES has had its release date moved to August 20th, 2010. The original release date was for sometime in April, which was awesome for us fans because we got to see it sooner, but sucked for the movie because April is a dead-zone for movies. So, I guess I’m kind of pissed, but if it helps Sly make more money I suppose I’ll just have to bite the bullet this time.
In the meantime, I will attempt to calm my anger using the combined powers of chili and hot dogs. Apart, they are weak; but together they are disruptive.
