Everyone needs at least 8 pairs of these. One for each day of the week and an extra pair so you have something to wear while the others are getting the gun powder removed from them.
Chuck Norris Wears Action Jeans
I can only assume that the man in this article that is not Chuck Norris is dead from complications related to the removal of his head via a blunt, cowboy-booted object.
I would also like to commend Mr. Norris on his choice of t-shirt. Not only is it advertising the fact that he is actually #1, but it also bears a striking resemblance to an upraised middle finger. So, it’s like it’s saying “Chuck Norris is the best so you can #%@* off.” I can see no fault in the shirt’s logic.