It took me longer than I wanted it too, but I was finally able to put my thoughts about IRON MAN 2 into text. I have since placed that text onto the internet.
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Archive for the ‘Movie Reviews’ Category
Iron Man 2=Reviewed
Monday, May 17th, 2010Sherlock Holmes=Reviewed
Friday, January 15th, 2010In case you were wondering, I saw the movie SHERLOCK HOLMES the other day. If you weren’t wondering just act like you are interested so as not to hurt my feelings.
As is the case with movies that I eventually see in the theater, I have written a review that explains my opinion in a confusing and poorly worded way. Click this link to enjoy the English language!
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra=Reviewed
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009Once in a blue moon I actually make it out to the theaters to see an honest to goodness “movie.” The other day was one of those special occasions (I had on my movie-watchin’-hat and everything). What was my film of choice? G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA.
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Terminator Salvation=Reviewed
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009I haven’t been able to get to the theater to much this summer, but I was able to pry my butt off the sofa long enough to transplant it into a cinema seat so I could watch TERMINATOR SALVATION. All the legitimate critics have already reviewed this, but I didn’t…until now!
Read it here.
Chocolate=Reviewed
Sunday, May 17th, 2009I spent the better part of a few nights ago watching the martial-arts action movie CHOCOLATE starring JeeJa Yanin as Tony Jaa. Read the review and then watch the movie or reverse the order, whichever you prefer.
Timecop=Reviewed
Sunday, May 3rd, 2009The other night I was going through my DVD’s and realized that I had a Jean-Claude Van Damme collection sitting on my shelf that I hadn’t watched yet. So I decided to crack it open and give it a watchin’. And I figured while I was at it, I might as well review them too.
Please enjoy the action-stylings of TIMECOP here.
Watchmen=Reviewed
Sunday, March 15th, 2009I finally got over to see the new movie WATCHMEN. I also finally got to review it. You can find my thoughts on this bugger by clicking this link.