The people over at Coming Soon have gotten their hands on our first good look at the new Robocop and it is super boring. Behold the blackened majesty!
There’s another shot over at the link if you’re interested.
You know, I’ve been doing this Action stuff for long enough now that none of this crap surprises me anymore. It’s all just part of the terrible dance known as the Remake-Shake. Seriously though, is anyone surprised that this is what these copy-machines came up with? It’s like the designer was watching G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA and said “that’s awesome! Now imagine if Marlon Wayans couldn’t take that suit off!” Ugh.
Though I am glad they left Murphy with at least one human hand for…you know…high-fives.
And if that weren’t enough for you, Cine1 has got this teaser banner that is just like the new Robocop…soulless.
What more can be said here?