Oh boy! Here’s another new trailer from our neighbors to the extreme east. This one is from some guy named Kazuaki Kiriya who previously made a movie called CASSHERN which I didn’t know existed until a few moments ago. The new one is called GOEMON and if you enjoy people flying around, bondage masks and the color brown you will love this trailer.
I don’t have the slightest idea what is going on in this thing. I think the bondage dude from the beginning is secretly a Zorro-type character by night that is hated by the other guy who he sword fights with, because he gave his girl to the big fat guy who then took her to Never Never Land. And there’s also the Guyver for good measure. I don’t know if Mark Hamill is in this (the trailer doesn’t make that, or anything else, clear) but I hope he is. There’s never enough Mark Hamill for my tastes.
