Man, living in major metropolitan cities has to suck. Not only do you have to deal with the crowds, the noise, and that constant urine smell, but you always seem to be the epicenter of every catastrophe that is fit to film. Just look at this new poster for THE AVENGERS and tell me you aren’t thanking the Lord that you live in a rural area.
You know what I can’t get enough of? Seeing Iron Man posing with one glowing hand in my face. Seriously, he’s a man in a robot suit and he has literally ONE hero pose? How do we accept this as a people?! In the next poster, I hope that he’s sitting on the ground with one glowing foot toward the onlooker…just to prove a point.




