A Burning Rock Gathers No Bull.

As feature length films continue to be made, trailers for the films not-yet-released continue to be handed to the internet. The latest trailer is for the movie CENTURION by Neil Marshall about some Romans who get jumped by some rather clean looking barbarians while hiking in the woods. You may enjoy it below.

That’s not a bad trailer, if you enjoy average looking things. I don’t really think that the people who put it together understood what a “last stand” is. They apparently think it involves running and jumping off of cliffs when, in fact, it should mean the opposite of those things.

I kind of remembered the name of this movie from “articles” long passed, so I did some looking and my memory was accurate. This is the movie that has a chick that got super-powers by having her tongue cut out. They don’t really make much mention of that in the trailer and considering the super-hero craze is still going on, I’m a little surprised. Though maybe they were afraid of the (literally) hundreds of people who see this cutting off their own body parts in an effort to gain abilities slightly beyond those of normal men. I know from experience that this is not the case.

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