Monthly Archives: November 2009

I Have The Clash.

Throughout history, there has never been an offensive maneuver that can be done with a sword that is more effective than the “jump stab.” Think about it; you not only catch your opponent off guard by stabbing at them from … Continue reading

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Boot Buttocks.

A film was made not too long ago by Matthew Vaughn, about a kid who decides to be a super-hero just because. It’s based on a comic book by Mark Millar titled KICK-ASS and it has spawned a trailer. You … Continue reading

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Crom Laughs At Your Dolph.

In some of the best bit of news to ever grace the internet, Dolph Lundgren told MTV News that he is in talks for a small role in the upcoming remake of CONAN THE BARBARIAN. It’s like I’ve always said, … Continue reading

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Dino Droppings.

During an interview with Ain’t It Cool News, the director of JURASSIC PARK III, Joe Johnston, remarked that a story has been written for another JURASSIC PARK movie. This is good news because ever since the first one came out … Continue reading

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Risk Taker.

Because you demanded it (way to go you), Sony Pictures & Overbrook Entertainment have joined forces to bring us RISK, based on the board game of the same name…this is not a joke. I have no idea yet whether this … Continue reading

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What A Night.

You know what I’ve always wondered? What would the classic ARABIAN NIGHTS stories be like if you just ignored what they were about and put the characters in a generic action-type movie? Well, I can stop wondering, because it’s happening! … Continue reading

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Canned Corn, Plenty Of Bottled Water And Robots.

If you’re like me then you’ve been preparing for the inevitable war that will take place between man and sentient technology bent on our destruction. To further increase my overwhelming paranoia, Dreamworks has bought the film rights to a manuscript … Continue reading

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I’ve Got Sand In My Everything.

In ancient times, a video-game called PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME was created about a Persian prince who could stop time. And now comes the movie based on the game! You may rejoice and watch the trailer below, … Continue reading

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Pass Me My Loin Cloth.

You may recall with your memory that there was a teaser trailer released to the internet a while back for the movie AVATAR from James Cameron. Anticipating the public’s need for more dragons fighting hover planes, the creators have released … Continue reading

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More Men.

I know what you were thinking after reading that headline: “That must be Chris’s Christmas list.” Well, you’re only half right. It has been making the rounds that Etan Cohen (that’s not a misspelling, his name is actually Etan…like his … Continue reading

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