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Monthly Archives: November 2009
To The Sea.
Because you demanded more, along comes the movie THE EAGLE PATH; written, directed and starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. Van Damme stars as some guy who wants to protect some woman for reasons unknown, this means that he has to fight … Continue reading
Soldiers From This Universe.
If you love America, then you have seen and loved UNIVERSAL SOLDIER starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren as super-soldiers who fight each other and one of them ends up being ground-up in a piece of farm equipment. You … Continue reading
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Tagged Dome, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Universal Soldier: Regeneration
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Going Under…More.
Some news has sprung forth from the bowels of Heat Vision Blog stating that some guy named John Hlavin has been hired to write a fourth UNDERWORLD movie. There’s no news whether any of the “stars” of the previous movies … Continue reading
How Many Samurai Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
Apparently, in feudal Japan there were a bunch of Samurai swordsmen who avenged the death of their master by, I assume, killing people. This tale will now be turned into a movie titled 47 RONIN, currently being written by Chris … Continue reading
Three. Three Warriors.
A small update has come down the line regarding the “Gods vs. villains” movie THOR. It appears that the god of thunder requires the aid of The Warriors Three to aid him in his battle against stuff. According to Variety, … Continue reading
Everyone Needs More Kull.
Back in 1997 a movie named KULL THE CONQUEROR was released upon an unsuspecting public. It starred Kevin Sorbo as the mercenary/barbarian created by Robert E. Howard. If you weren’t sick the day that it was in theaters, you were … Continue reading
Contraband.
I was surfing the internet the other day (as I often do) and came across this small image file in a message board that made me smile. Enjoy it with your eyes. I have to say that, now that I … Continue reading
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Tagged Arnold Schwarzenegger, Contra, Sylvester Stallone, Trace
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You Got Off Easy Monster.
This news is kind of old, so you’ll (and I think you know who “you” is) have to forgive my lateness. You may recall this bit of news regarding the fifth coming of our lord and savior, John Rambo. Stallone’s … Continue reading
Get The Probe.
Back in the magical year of 1996; a small, independent movie captured the hearts of millions and went on to gross “butt-loads” of money. That movie is, of course, INDEPENDANCE DAY by Roland Emmerich. It starred Will Smith as a … Continue reading
You Sank My Submarine.
In case you forgot, movie auteur McG was going to direct a new movie version of 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA. In my original “article” I mentioned that Sam Worthington was being looked at the be Nemo; well one thing … Continue reading
