Monthly Archives: May 2009

Check The Pecs.

The people over at the ABC television network recently showed some kind of special on movies and decided that they might as well interview Jerry Bruckheimer for it…so they did. During the conversation in what Hollywood people think is an … Continue reading

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That Didn’t Take Long.

It seems like only yesterday that I learned about Brett Ratner being booted from CONAN THE BARBARIAN like me from my elementary school kickball team. Well, if there’s one thing I know about Brett Ratner, it’s that he’s easily replaced. … Continue reading

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Added Salvation.

A new, four-minute trailer for TERMINATOR: SALVATION is now on the internet. The trailer in question is below this text. I could tell the trailer was running out of steam at the end when they showed a clip of a … Continue reading

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Hear The Lamentation Of The Ratner.

According to Empire, Brett Ratner has been booted to the cinematic curb as the director of the CONAN THE BARBARIAN remake. The producer, Joe Gatta, said that Ratner wasn’t taken off the movie because of his inability to direct movies, … Continue reading

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I Need A Mechanic.

Simon West, the acclaimed director of such esteemed works as LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER and CON AIR is set to remake the Charles Bronson classic THE MECHANIC. But that’s not all; Jason Statham is also signed on to play Bronson…Variety … Continue reading

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Call In The Wheelman.

I don’t know if the video-game THE WHEELMAN is any good, but I do know that movies based on video-games are not good. With that information in mind, it is with a heavy-heart that I inform you that an adaptation … Continue reading

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Hop Into The Deadpool.

The greatest power that the X-Men possess is their ability to produce spin-offs. This uncanny skill is once again at work with DEADPOOL about to get the solo-movie treatment, according to Hollywood Reporter. Ryan Reynolds would continue to play Deadpool, … Continue reading

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Timecop=Reviewed

The other night I was going through my DVD’s and realized that I had a Jean-Claude Van Damme collection sitting on my shelf that I hadn’t watched yet. So I decided to crack it open and give it a watchin’. … Continue reading

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My Cobra Is Rising.

The internet is being assaulted by a brand new trailer for the upcoming film G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA. I used the word assaulted, not because it was a riff on a military themed movie, but because the trailer … Continue reading

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Iron Pants.

Using their powers of persuasion, USA Today has gotten the first pic from the set of IRON MAN 2. It’s the picture directly below this text. The first IRON MAN was pretty awesome, so I’m expecting more good things from … Continue reading

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