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Monthly Archives: May 2009
New And Improved Alien.
More news from Bloody Disgusting, this time it’s not as uplifting. It seems that 20th Century Fox has decided to finalize their deal with the Devil by creating a remake of the sci-fi classic ALIEN. But it’s not all bad … Continue reading
Dodged A Whip.
Looking down on the world and seeing all the problems currently facing humanity, God has decided to intervene in the mortal plane and scrap the proposed movie version of the video-game CASTLEVANIA. The movie was being written by Paul W.S. … Continue reading
Lara’s Gotten Stale.
The people over at About.com had a chance to chat with a Dan Lin, who is a producer of movies. They asked him what the deal was with wanting to reboot the TOMB RAIDER movies. He then mentioned a bunch … Continue reading
Terminator Salvation=Reviewed
I haven’t been able to get to the theater to much this summer, but I was able to pry my butt off the sofa long enough to transplant it into a cinema seat so I could watch TERMINATOR SALVATION. All … Continue reading
My Dear Holmes.
If you hadn’t heard, Guy Ritchie has filmed a new SHERLOCK HOLMES movie. But this isn’t your Dad’s Holmes! Or, I guess, your great-great-grand-dad’s Holmes either. In fact, it isn’t anyone’s Holmes, except for I guess Guy Ritchie. Well, the … Continue reading
There’s The Last Warrior.
When I hear the title THE LAST WARRIOR and am told that it will be a low budget action movie about a corporate head-of-security hunting a genetically enhanced super-soldier in a post-apocalyptic world, the first person that comes to my … Continue reading
Darn Killer Elitists.
A low-budget action movie titled THE KILLER ELITE is getting ready to start filming, says Variety. Since this is a low-budget action movie it will of course star Jason Statham. The movie is based on real events (so they say) … Continue reading
Chocolate=Reviewed
I spent the better part of a few nights ago watching the martial-arts action movie CHOCOLATE starring JeeJa Yanin as Tony Jaa. Read the review and then watch the movie or reverse the order, whichever you prefer.
The Worst Idea In History? Yes.
According to Variety; presumed seal-clubber, Neal Moritz, has decided that just being evil isn’t enough and the only way to reach the level of SUPER-EVIL that he craves is to remake the 90′s action-classic CLIFFHANGER. In an ironic turn-of-fate, Moritz … Continue reading
Where’d I Put The Weapon?
I was thinking to myself the other day, “I wonder what Jean-Claude Van Damme’s next film will be after his assuredly Oscar-worthy performance in UNIVERSAL SOLDIERS: THE NEXT GENERATION?” And then along comes the news that his next role will … Continue reading
