Monthly Archives: April 2009

From The Internet.

/Film has fallen upon a photo that was apparently taken from the set of either TRON 2 or THE SMURFS (f.y.i.: they think it’s TRON). Please finish swallowing any beverage you are currently drinking and empty your bladder because, well… … Continue reading

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Time For A Quest.

According to some guy at the LA Times, 21-year-old Zac Efron has landed the role of 11-year-old Johnny Quest in the JOHNNY QUEST movie which is about the exploits of one Johnny Quest. I assume that they will be giving … Continue reading

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Who’s Your God?

Since the actual Zeus is busy running his horse grooming service in New Jersey, the producers of the CLASH OF THE TITANS remake decided to bring in Liam Neeson instead. They also decided that it wasn’t epic enough to have … Continue reading

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Venom Returns.

Remember in SPIDER-MAN 3 when they introduced that cool looking, anti-Spider-man guy named Venom, who was played by that guy from THAT 70′S SHOW and then they staged a huge final battle, but whenever the anti-Spider-Man guy would get involved … Continue reading

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Public Enemy Number Two.

PUBLIC ENEMIES is a new movie by director Michael Mann. It stars Johnny Depp as John Dillinger (the fun-loving bank robber), Christian Bale as Melvin Purvis (the stick-in-the-mud G-man) and mixed martial artist Don Frye as Clarence Hurt (I’m not … Continue reading

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Big Screen Ninja Scroll? Oh SMAP!

I bet you thought that was a typo in the title, but the jokes on you. You see, not only did Leonardo DiCaprio’s production company pick up the rights to the anime AKIRA a while back, but they also picked … Continue reading

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More Balls.

DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION hasn’t even hit theaters yet, but you know what? Everyone is so sure that this live-action version of a 20 year-old anime that hasn’t been popular in 10 years will succeed that they already have a sequel written. … Continue reading

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Alchemy Is A Disease, Catch It.

According to this Japanese site that I can’t read, animeanime.jp, the anime FULL METAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD will be shown here in the USofA on April 9th at 12:00 p.m. on the website of the American distributor Funimation.  For those that care about timeliness, … Continue reading

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Face-Plant.

I was wandering around some of my old emails the other day and I ran across this picture from the Summer Olympics last year.  I have studied it thoroughly since then and have concluded that it is funny.  I’m sharing.  Deal. Just … Continue reading

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The New Krueger.

Flavor of the month Jackie Earle Haley, who was lucky enough to play the only interesting character in WATCHMEN, has signed on to play Freddy Krueger in the remake of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. This is thanks to Variety. … Continue reading

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