Monthly Archives: February 2009

For those of you not able to keep up with my rapier wit; the title above refers to the old plot device of a butler being the culprit in a mystery.  Except I have adjusted it so that it is referring … Continue reading →

Do you remember how awesome Paul Verhoeven’s TOTAL RECALL was with Arnold as a potentially delusional laborer/secret agent who fights mutants and corrupt politicians on Mars so that people can breathe on the cheap?  Remember Kuato, the x-ray wall thing and … Continue reading →

According to basically every news outlet ever, Warner Bros. is gearing up for a motion picture based on the semi-popular-to-those-that-actually-know-it-exists comic book SUICIDE SQUAD.  For those of you who don’t know, and I figure that would be the majority of … Continue reading →

It would appear that GREEN HORNET will eventually be made starring Seth Rogan…ugh.  From what Variety is saying (in that silly way that they explain things), they have hired Michel Gondry to direct in place of Stephen Chow.  They don’t even … Continue reading →

At the pace all these various clips are coming out, I’ll soon be able to watch the entire WATCHMEN movie without my buttocks having to become divorced from it’s one true love, my chair.  The one that is beneath this block of text is … Continue reading →

Now this is a pretty interesting story, if this kind of stuff interests you.  It would seem that Slash Film somehow received a link to a password protected webpage belonging to Legendary Pictures in a very legal and non-shady way. … Continue reading →

Collider has posted an interview with director Zack Snyder in which WATCHMEN was not mentioned; except to say that they wouldn’t ask about WATCHMEN.  But the interview was not just about what they wouldn’t talk about, but what is on … Continue reading →